Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

scatcuck

When your fettish is playing with your own poop while watching your partner fucking someone else.

Man, that dude David is into some weird shit. I heard he was a scatcuck.

by MynamewastakensoItookthisone February 17, 2017

Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

Scat (scattered)

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

by Keegyn March 7, 2017

Scat zoot

A joint made by scraping your grinder and using little tiny bits of weed you have left

I smoked all my weed, time for a scat zoot

by dr12 January 19, 2018

Scatbag

Someone who is extremely messy. They leave mess wherever they go and never clean up after them self.

Person 1: Oh My Gosh that person is such a scatbag!
Person 2: What?
Person1: She’s super messy, she found a rotting banana peel in her bag last week.

Person 2: Yeah, she’s definitely a scatbag.

by noticeboard May 11, 2018

Scat 2.0

Its like shit but the next level

Slang term for "taking it to the next level"
Also Slang term for "This is cool"

Steve: "Hey, man. I got this new game I've been wanting, and it's so Scat 2.0"
Gus: "Woah, that is some Scat 2.0 right there, my man!"
Elijah "I got laid last night, and it's Scat 2.0"

by MuffDiver666 July 9, 2018