Sack Shift

If you look closely at your testicular pouch for just a few minutes you will notice subtle movement of the skin your not in control of. Must be done sitting or laying down.

Employee: Sir, you have to leave the movie theater
Me: Shut up! I'm trying to watch my sack shift

by Mr. Theado June 19, 2016

sack of moron

A sack of moron is someone who is mentally retarded they don’t know there left to right there brain doesn’t function like a normal human being

(Bryan) Did u hear what happened to James in science (cherly ) no what happened (Bryan) the sack of moron lit himself on fire (cherly) really (Bryan) yeah he ended up like the guy from fantastic 4

by French immagrint March 24, 2021

sack wearer

An obese female who wears a sack-like garment in a futile attempt to appear less vast. Often the sack has a hole cut in the top to display the contours of their massive norks. Few find this attractive.

"Hey look at that sack wearer! What a massive fatass!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007

sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.

The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.

by JDirty September 27, 2013

sack slide

1. An act within oral sex when the scrotum (sack) is licked continually up and down motion (sliding)

2. The act of travelling down an amusement slide on a sack

1. "I can make a guy ejaculate with a sack slide better than anyone else"

2. "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
"Heading over to Luna Park for the fun of a sack slide."

by Camicca October 7, 2011

sack swipe

To give your scrotum healthy swipes of a stick of deodorant between your nuts and thighs.

I knew I was too late for a sack swipe when I dropped my shorts to urinate and could smell my own nuts.

by Farkus Cluck May 10, 2008

sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks. Derived from one who sucks at skiing.

Did you see that guy go off that jump? He was such a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005