Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
by Samma ramma ding dong November 6, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. A self-absorbed slut who doesn't even remember her old true friends. She only became a skank when she got into high school. Probably not a virgin, but you can never tell because whores don't kiss and tell. Her vagina is so loose she duct tapes it shut. She acts innocent, but she is the mastermind for Slore Inc.
by YourAssIsMine February 27, 2013
Get the Samanthamug. A total B.
by NarrowArrow23 January 23, 2018
Get the Samanthamug. A fat, black haired fucking cunt, and that's being nice. She is the biggest liar and a abolsulte hippocrite. She is quick to turn on anyone of her friends If they make even one basic mistake even though she has made so many worse ones. is a trickster and pretends to really care about you, but in reality just uses you for whatever she wants. An absolute attention whore as well, will never stop loudly talking to someone and will try to be as obnoxious as she can. DO NOT fall under a Samantha's spell, for they are not who they say they are.
by A realist, not an idiot November 30, 2017
Get the Samanthamug. Samantha often goes by Sam and is a furry but denies it. She is very short but bully's all the boys in the yard. She is extremely stubborn but is also very caring and will always be there for you. She tends to make more people talk when she's around, especially a Noah. Sam is someone who you want to keep around
Samantha:"and titty milk is applesauce"
by GetRemy'd August 5, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. Samantha is a sexy,hot,and badass.When you talk shit she will kick your ass.She is strong,pretty,smart,and a good friend.You wish you had her in bed wow!She can be sexy anytime of any day.She also got that booty too!
Boy1:Man I fucked Samantha last night I made that girl choke !
Boy2:Oh man that must have been good.
Boy2:Oh man that must have been good.
by Cup3458 April 21, 2018
Get the Samanthamug. Is very sexual with people but mostly the same gender shes very quiet and hides everything from her friends and only tells her closes ones everything about her it takes her a while to get close to people so if she close to you she loves you and wants to be your friend or her experiment she is not really that loyal only with people she looks at a lot she may say she’s straight but she’s not you can tell after you to know her shes never telling the trut
by Depressed kid who hates life November 19, 2018
Get the Samanthamug.