Skip to main content

dicklong stroke 

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.
While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.
dicklong stroke by sloth dick September 2, 2015
dicklong stroke mug front
Get the dicklong stroke mug.
See more merch

Artic Stroke 

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.

arctic stroke 

A male masturbation technique. A hand is submerged in ice for a minute or more, then is immediately used to stimulate a penis. See also: arctic fist
Guy 1:"I tried the arctic stroke and I came in half the time."
Guy 2: "Nice. I'll use it at work."
arctic stroke by LuckyFool July 24, 2016

Baby Stroke 

When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you
"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"

"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"

Mustard stroke 

Mustard stroke by Wrordmax June 15, 2016

scrote stroke 

You know when you meet a seemingly cool, down to earth guy / gal that you want to get to know better? And in order to do that you feel like u just wanna give em a quick lil stroke on their scrote you know? like just two fingers very light very casual but a definite stroke along the underside of somebody's scrotum.
Wow.. that guy Faraz seems chill. Kinda wanna give him a quick scrote stroke see what he's all about
scrote stroke by scarkin December 10, 2016

Heat Stroke 

I'm about to go have a Heat Stroke.
Heat Stroke by Jeugue June 18, 2017