Root Around

Euphemism commonly used to describe the act of masturbation. Form of Irish slang. Used in conversations, particularly public settings, to avoid disapproving glances from those that may be listening.

Oh hi Danny, I'll call you back- just going for a root around

by The Beer Pong Negotiator October 29, 2010

root knocker

Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.

EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.

EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010

root beer

another word for tampon

We're going to Walgreens to get some "root beer".

by xxmandiexx July 7, 2008

toke the root

The perform Falacio.

Yeah she's cute, but does she "toke the root"?

by Rootmaster September 15, 2003

Arab in Roots

One that does not understand anything.

He is so stupid. He is Arab in Roots!

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

ricky root

When a "city boy" wearing wranglers and boots takes his truck, usually a lifted Chevrolet, and hits water puddles in the Walmart parking lot after a rain storm, really fast so it splashes dirty water on the side of his truck so it looks like he went mudding.

Can also be seen in the woods on a Honda atv doing the same thing.

"Did you see Mikes truck? It had dirt all over the rocker panels, he mush of Ricky rooted this weekend."

by Alabama firedragon January 24, 2016

Root Rage

When you see someone you wanna fuck but you know for one reason or another you'll never be able to. You wind up with 'root rage.'

You pay your rent on a Saturday and the receptionist is showing her cleavage , and you know you wanna fuck her , but you know that you'll never be able to. Now , when you go back and crack a beer with your mate and talk about it , its . "Man paid the rent saw this chick and now i got fuckin root rage"

by smokeyvic December 6, 2013