Root Around

Euphemism commonly used to describe the act of masturbation. Form of Irish slang. Used in conversations, particularly public settings, to avoid disapproving glances from those that may be listening.

Oh hi Danny, I'll call you back- just going for a root around

by The Beer Pong Negotiator October 28, 2010

root knocker

Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.

EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.

EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.

by ET_Bill March 19, 2010

root beer

another word for tampon

We're going to Walgreens to get some "root beer".

by xxmandiexx July 11, 2008

toke the root

The perform Falacio.

Yeah she's cute, but does she "toke the root"?

by Rootmaster September 15, 2003

Arab in Roots

One that does not understand anything.

He is so stupid. He is Arab in Roots!

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Grow roots

When you're waiting for something too long

A : You're not gonna wait for him? Don't tell me.. you don't like him anymore?
B : No,I'm not gonna wait for him any longer I'm about to grow roots lmao.

by weerwerrt December 22, 2019

swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty June 12, 2010