Robert

Robert is very ugly and has a very small dick and is called antman and is non attractive

Robert has a small dick

by Antman aka robert June 2, 2020

Robert

The Biggest Simp on the Planet

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite

by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020

Robert

The most amazing guy someone can ever meet! He is sweet, caring, understanding, and very helpful. Never ever leave a Robert. He is the bestest friend someone could ever have. He helps others struggling with emotions and he makes everyone smile. He is amazing! He is also the most adorable and energetic person! He never fails to make someone smile or laugh

You are so sweet, your name must be Robert

by anonymouswriter15 March 31, 2020

Robert

Massive Legend what a guy. Such a g gets bare birds drowns in legendsy and also is of the scale of legendocity

Daniel and Harry stop being such failures and be like Robert

by Rob Bentham May 1, 2020

Robert

Its the most clever guy in the entire universe.
He is like God v.2, but a little bit better.

Oh i wish i was like Robert.

by D best June 11, 2020

Robert

Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.

My friend Robert is big for nothing.

by Robert estraca July 5, 2020

Robert

Robert is a fucking sex symbol with a massive 12 inch shlong and he's the only evidence of gods exsitence.

"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020