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Reverse Facebook Stalked

When someone forces stalking upon you by constantly updating their Facebook status. These are usually people who you generally could not give a shit about.
Oh my god! - Bro 1
What's up man? - Bro 2
I don't give a fuck about Jane Shmoe and her high school bullshit. - Bro 1
Looks like you're gettin' Reverse Facebook Stalked bro; sucks. - Bro 2
by Seef8308 August 16, 2010
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Reverse Trick or Treating

When you go around dressed up on Halloween, knocking on people's doors and giving them candy.
Now that we're to old to trick or treat anymore, how about reverse trick or treating?
by landonj November 3, 2010
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Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.
One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt
by Dreznych December 11, 2010
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Reverse Wingman

Somebody who preforms the reverse wingman must initially attempt to wing his friend. But after getting the girl warmed up and mentioning your friend, she has no desire to meet him, and takes interest in you. This is where she invites you back and you complete the move. Note: there should be little intent to get with the girl originally.
Guy1: "Hey buddy, can you wing me with that blonde over there?"
Reverse Wingman (RW): "Sure, bro, let me go warm her up and I'll wave you over."
*RW chats with blonde for too long*
Blonde: "So listen, how about we get out of her and you can stay at my place."
RW: "I mean I'm not gonna argue with you, lead the way"
Guy 1: *look of despair*
RW: *Not my fault look*
Guy1: (to himself) Damn what a perfect execution of the Reverse Wingman
by Blumpkin_Pie May 14, 2011
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reverse sandbox

Fucking a chick in a Pakistani drill-press position, and as your about to blow, pull out and pour a half glass of sand into her vagina. Follow sand with load.
She was absolutely livid that a perfectly enjoyable Pakistani drill-press turned into a totally unexpected reverse sandbox.
by muzzatron2000 November 29, 2011
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Reverse Harrison

A Reverse Harrison is when a person receives a Harrison, they in turn suck that Harrison in and blow it back into the original farters face.
I tried to give Mike a harrison, but he was ready for it and gave me a reverse harrison.
by eck4343 March 24, 2012
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Reverse Self Irrigator

A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.
Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator
by ISStudent July 26, 2012
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