reitstein

Someone with low intelligence and loves to jew you.

Julia is a reitstein

by Nanner D Sped September 4, 2022

relathingship

Having hardcore sex with a horse.

James had relathingship with the horse.
James relathinged the horse.

by Jarlies Films July 14, 2023

Reality was rewrote

An insertion that reality has been rewritten and all that you know remains, but how reality responds to it does not.

"I dont Nut in White Women No Mo', reality was rewrote."
Promises by women: "Oh okay."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR October 30, 2023

organ recital

when people discuss their latest surgeries in great detail, common with older folk at social gatherings

I'm trying to enjoy my food at this restaurant, but those old ladies are making me vomit with their organ recital.

by napierman January 30, 2012

negotiated reality

When you tell a whopper of a lie with the expectation that people will believe a part of it. Similar to how things work in the real estate industry where someone who is trying to sell a property for $1 million will set a $1.2 million asking price. A politician might tell you that 4 US embassies are about to be attacked. Although no US embassies might be at risk, by lying and saying that 4 embassies were about to be attacked, you might walk away thinking that at least one embassy was at risk.

One person on the left will say 0 embassies were at risk and the other will say 4 were at risk, so you end up thinking that an embassy was at risk because 1 is between 0 and 4.

The fact that we believe even a kernel of what Trump says is negotiated reality.

by dc_united_99 January 18, 2020

The Reality Runners

A group of super cool diverse hot sexy funny shifting creators on TikTok that have recently gained a following with their shifting-related content. The Reality Runners are composed of 8 creators: Gabby ( @Gabilisk), Grey (@1800yomomma), Cocco (@Daddycocco), Ava (@shiftingtodrac0), Mak (@Mak.malfoy), Miri (@supposablymiri), Nini (@drac.h0e1), and Sophie (@holyslytherin), along with their honorary member and mascot Simon, Sophie's dog.

"Hey did you see what The Reality Runners posted last night?"

" Yea! I used their shifting tips last night and I got super close !"

by kappakappacormac March 29, 2022

Virtual Reality

Reality, but in virtual. Yeah, you're welcome.

Person 1: Wanna do some VR?
Person 2: What's VR?
Person 1: Virtual reality.
Person 2: What's that.
Person 1: You're a fucking idiot.

by Idiot_Builder April 27, 2022