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They built a kitchen on the roof

A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.
Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?

Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.
by Hotline Deebo August 5, 2023
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It's just a roof-rack

What you realize with relief when you thought dat there might have been a cop-car behind/ahead of you.
Regardless of whether "it's just a roof-rack" on a particular car dat's in your vicinity, you should still always be diligent about obeying da traffic laws --- not only should you do so in any case, but you also never know where da fuzz is gonna be at any given time.
by QuacksO April 5, 2025
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Roof Plow

The act of fucking someone on the roof of a building. Prefereably a well known or high building as this increases the amount of respect your bro's will give you for it.
Last night I totally roof plowed emma ontop of walmart
by See Aye Ell Ey Bee November 16, 2016
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on the roof

to be obsessed with The Tannia, Elisa, Kiana, and Grecia (daddy) or to be crazy
You are on the roof!”
by your mommy gj July 20, 2023
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sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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Chicago Sun Roof

When you take a big 'ol steamy shit into the sun roof of someone else's vehicle.
"Yo wtf I just got Chicago Sun Roof'd and now I gotta clean it up."
by I_DankStep January 9, 2022
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Roof

A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped
Pow

Jo: im alive the roof protect me
by Bb1p3 October 7, 2022
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