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Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".
Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".
by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019
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Ball Queef

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017
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queef salad

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.
I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch
by andrew dossa April 28, 2011
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Queef

When a girl sh*ts in her minge!

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OMG she has just queefed in front of me!
by VIBEZ748 January 18, 2009
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Queef Pouch

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.
I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!
by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010
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Toby Queef

A queef and/or fart that is really loud boisterous and super offensive to "snow flakes".
While running her fat ass on the treadmill Amy busted a Toby Queef and cleared the gym.
by The Sikness April 8, 2017
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Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina
Oh man my vagina hurted after I queef tacoed
by Queef God January 13, 2017
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