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putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
by Chippogratum January 9, 2025
mugGet the putinmug.

Putin

My Putin is aching for some big black dick.
by Professor Dantanna March 4, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

putin

Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.
putin deez nuts in your mouth

put - in deez nuts in your mouth
by henriksengusrudsen March 23, 2022
mugGet the putinmug.

Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
mugGet the Vladimir Putinmug.

Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022
mugGet the Alabama Putinmug.

putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.
I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.
by squidwhispers March 20, 2022
mugGet the putinmug.

putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers
putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war
by RedDef March 4, 2022
mugGet the putinmug.

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