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Pitching a loaf

Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.

The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
Boss: Get those tax returns done while I'm pitching a loaf.
by obey123omega January 11, 2009
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pastry pitching

Throwing powdered doughnuts through your car windows at other moving vehicles. The most fun you'll ever have.
Last night we went pastry pitching and got three cars to chase us!
by The Azor April 25, 2007
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Photo poaching

The act of casually walking past in the background of a photo taken by an unsuspecting stranger and pulling a hideous face right at the moment they take the photo. Especially great if the camera is disposable.
person 1: Dude!! check that japanese couple taking a photo on the bridge.
person 2: its photo poaching time!!
by photopoacher August 6, 2009
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facebook poaching

the act of friend requesting people you don't know off of your friend's friend list.
an example of facebook poaching is sending friend requests to a coworkers friend just because they are hot.
by racholudo September 10, 2010
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Donkey Punching

While getting the good succ, punch your lover in the back of the head repeatedly before unleash your fluids for a better experience.
I'm gonna donkey punch your sister.
That bitch up for Donkey Punching?
by Memer Meer April 21, 2018
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Punching the chutney

Oh man, I was really punching the chutney last night. She was loose.
by Birdcore March 19, 2010
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