cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.

Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.

by sinbadsaharah December 13, 2012

fire proofing

- When a man or woman who has been rejected by another person continues to pursue that person and goes out of their way to win them over

- Making someone fall in love with you again.

- Giving someone a second chance when they don't deserve it

He is totally fire proofing her!

by Wise owl May 15, 2013

Peta-proof

When something is completely unfuckable, or has been fucked so many times but still works.

I dropped my 2-way under the truck, still works.

Wow, it's peta-proof.

by Preh March 5, 2014

Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

by iwebu August 13, 2014

Bomb-proof

To be be immune to almost every possible jumpscare where one would barely flinch, if at all.

I nearly crapped myself playing that game, yet here you are breezing through it. You're so bomb-proof!

by The Amazing Meh-man June 2, 2017

Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo May 4, 2018

Jouf-proof

Nukable, gore-Tex material, DWR, dog proof, child proof, cat proof, put it on a heater proof, pretty much anything proof.

Yo, my jacket survived 9/11!

Yeah but was it jouf-proof?

by JacobSND December 4, 2018