Professional

An individual who is extremely good at something, who performs a job better than the average person.

Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to waive a homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.

by that homeless guy December 7, 2017

asshole professor

Janna Maranas

Who is the worst professor? The asshole professor

by JannaMaranas May 23, 2016

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Professor RJ

A person who achieves success in life due to his or her proficient ability in giving rimjobs. He or she is said to be a professor because their ability is so amazing, they could teach a class on how to give rimjobs.

Garrett: I got an A in AP Chemistry!
Brian: Shut up, RJ. The only reason you got that grade is because you teach Rimjobs 101.
Evan: Fuckin' Professor RJ. Always trying to play off his rimjob abilities.

by ProfRJ February 11, 2010

professor schwag

An authority figure, more specifically a policeman, who is a dickhead.

Professor Schwag was such an ass. He searched my car and took my beer and apples.

by tyrone mullaxon August 27, 2007

professional foul

The accidental or purposeful act of farting in an office based environment.

I'm ashamed to say it, but I committed a professional foul while talking to Kevin. I don't think he noticed.

by SA Dale Cooper May 5, 2014

Professional Victims

This is an umbrella term used to describe the, the ones who dye their hair blue/green/pink, have a lot of pricings and get offended by everything and use phrases u are a bigot and an ableist, they also have no common sense and are "woke"

bro these Professional Victims man

by the woke lord January 20, 2023