procrastinatist 

What you are, So GTFO and do your work.

The procrastinatist goes and plays instead of doing his homework/work/duties.

You are a procrastinatist.

procrastinatist by DavidNaix December 8, 2010

procrastinature 

A human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. The lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its' associated symptoms.

It was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since I was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. Yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.

My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.

procrastinature by magnet928 February 26, 2011

Pre-Procrastination 

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.

Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."

Pre-Procrastination by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012

Pawsitive procrastination 

Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.

My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.

Pawsitive procrastination by Valkling October 9, 2020

Procraftinator 

Someone who avoids a task by engaging in one or more crafts that they most likely will not complete.

"Although I have not wrote any of my domestic violence paper, I have began a screen play. Today I was a procraftinator"

Procraftinator by Procraftinator December 7, 2014

procrastinator 

burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in
-also another word for slacker

i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!

procrastinator by risingshadow April 12, 2009

Procrastination Masturbation 

The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.

Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.

Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.

Procrastination Masturbation by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013