pretendaz

One who fakes the funk and thinks they are real gangster when really they tell more stories than Dr. Suess.

Tyrone: "Man, that fool is reeaalll gangster."

Mr. Washington: "Man fuck that mark, He kicks it wit a bunch of pretendaz!"

by O.G. Hennessey Loc September 22, 2009

Piteviant

Someone who likes to have sexual relations with a persons arm pit- A Pit Deviant

'He made me lube-up my arm pit for a smoother ride, that damn Piteviant'

by Rodney Trood January 14, 2010

pretenda-fag

A guy that tries being bisexual or gay and ends up going back to females.

Missy used to date Pete. After they broke up, he went pretenda-fag and dated a guy, but is now back to sleeping with Missy.

by mystical777girl May 27, 2011

Pretendtress

Someone who pretends to be someone else but clouds you judgement by tempting in ways that makes you think they are not pretending at all

she said i was all ok and hugged me and told me i meant so much, pretendtress

by justybdj June 10, 2011

Pretendependent

A young adult of legal age pretending to be independent while still living at home, driving mom and dad's car, etc...Pretending to be independent...Pretendependant!

Joanna bragged about her new shoes, which she could only afford because as a pretendependent, she has discretionary money to spend.

by ultraskinpro May 24, 2012

Pretegnant

The state of pretending to be pregnant when you are, in fact, not pregnant.

Beyonce was pretegnant with Blue Ivy, at which point her surrogate mother was ACTUALLY pregnant.

A good way to get your noncommittal boyfriend to propose is to be pretegnant.

by BarnyardFunk March 5, 2013

Preteentious

noun; adjective: Pop culture that is over-appreciated by preteens that look down their un-knowing noses at anyone who doesn't "get it."

Dad A: I had to go see Les Mis again. Five times, now.
Dad B: Mine's addicted to Twilight and Hunger Games.
Dad C: I had to go to see Justin Bieber.
Dad D: It wouldn't be so bad except they're so preteentious about it. Make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly I'm a horrible parent.

by Karaoke Joe April 6, 2013