by Pingwog August 24, 2008
Get the Poon King mug.A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.
Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."
Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"
Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."
Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"
Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."
by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009
Get the Poon Badger mug.Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.
"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."
by everybodywangchungtonight March 8, 2009
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Get the Poon Brothers mug.Relating to poon as used in referring to someone weak.
A poon slice is someone who is a weak and has been identified as such.
A poon slice is someone who is a weak and has been identified as such.
Person does or says something that puts his manhood into question.
"I don't think I'm drinking tonight. I'm going to stay home and catch up on some readings for class."
"Man, you're such a poon slice."
"I don't think I'm drinking tonight. I'm going to stay home and catch up on some readings for class."
"Man, you're such a poon slice."
by Mohinder Sandhu December 10, 2009
Get the Poon slice mug.by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009
Get the danger poon mug.When you look at a ho from the back and see a little bit of pussy from the ass. And I’m not talking about the gardening tool.
When I told that bitch to make me some Chef Boyardee I couldn’t help but notice the backside of the poon.
by Yung poon November 25, 2017
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