by Pingwog August 24, 2008
Get the Poon Kingmug. A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.
Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."
Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"
Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."
Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"
Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."
by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009
Get the Poon Badgermug. An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.
Synonymous with a starving bearver.
Carried out through the act of "raking"
Synonymous with a starving bearver.
Carried out through the act of "raking"
by Purplebeanmachine May 31, 2018
Get the Poon Clawmug. by Fat Cats Fat February 22, 2011
Get the Poon Buffoonmug. When you look at a ho from the back and see a little bit of pussy from the ass. And I’m not talking about the gardening tool.
When I told that bitch to make me some Chef Boyardee I couldn’t help but notice the backside of the poon.
by Yung poon November 25, 2017
Get the Backside of the Poonmug. The most bad ass word ever created. Poon Suaza can mean anything you want. it all depends on how it is said. Poon Suaza can mean soming awesome or if you say it right It can mean somthing negitive. use it wisely. now get out there and poon suaza the world to hell!
Positive: So I saw this babe and she was the most poon suaza thing my ass has seen all day!
Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!
Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!
by Tad H. December 9, 2008
Get the Poon Suazamug. Relating to poon as used in referring to someone weak.
A poon slice is someone who is a weak and has been identified as such.
A poon slice is someone who is a weak and has been identified as such.
Person does or says something that puts his manhood into question.
"I don't think I'm drinking tonight. I'm going to stay home and catch up on some readings for class."
"Man, you're such a poon slice."
"I don't think I'm drinking tonight. I'm going to stay home and catch up on some readings for class."
"Man, you're such a poon slice."
by Mohinder Sandhu December 10, 2009
Get the Poon slicemug.