cunt poker

alternate name for the male sex organ.

After i fucked that bitch my cunt poker was sore.

by csu October 13, 2006

Poker Face

The hottest song in America currently. Preformed by Lay GaGa, a pop goddess. Or playboy model.

A straight face that poker players try to keep.

Person 1: Have you seen that video for Poker face?
Person2: Yeah.

Person 1: Look at that guy. He couldn't keep a straight face if he wanted to.
Person 2: A poker face.

by Shannah Rose February 14, 2009

mexican poker

Mexican poker is a usually a drinking game. Two brave players take an empty beer can and take turns karate chopping it on its side. After a player karate chops it, that player holds the can so the sharp skinny edge is up so the other can give it a chop. The first player to chop the can in half with their hand wins and moves on to play a different opponent. Playing this game almost always leads to a cut bloody hand. Thus a champion usually has to retire after defending his/her title only a few times.

Mr. Miyagi won the game of Mexican poker, but he bleed all over the table.

by swift220 August 14, 2006

poker

1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.

"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"

by Nick D May 28, 2003

PoDem

Inner City slang meaning Police (PoPo) - Created by English born Jamaican Yardies.

PoDem 'bout G ceal the weed

by SkinniT April 6, 2007

hole poker

Either a male or female who stickS either fingers or bodily features e.g: penis. Into either a vagina or anus.

"Oh my God you're such a hole poker"
"I heard you've been hole poking again"

by Superdooper91 January 15, 2008

Strip Poker

A game typically played to take advantage of women that don’t know to play poker. They then lose an article of clothing one at time. While playing Strip Poker many players start stripping from the top (ex. Shirt) then go down their body until they lose their pants to the winning player. Some variations of Strip Poker allow the winner to keep the loser’s clothes for themself. It’s optional if you want to go on and bet the underwear or not.
Methods of playing:
1: To have the winning player of each round pick a loser that has to take off an article of clothing and give it to the winner.

2: Each Player bets an article of clothing and the losing player takes off the article of clothing that they bet in the beginning of the round.

Chad won a pair of Jessica’s Leggings in a game of strip poker yesterday

by FrostedFreezer March 11, 2018