Pilot

A highly trained individual that does precise guesswork based on unreliable info given out by individuals with questionable knowledge.

How to tell if the person you're talking to is a pilot ? He'll tell you.

by Tomtheavgeek April 4, 2020

Ultra low-cost pilot

An Ultra Low-Cost airline needs the ability to be extremely flexible in their operation. They are very seasonal and only operate on days where most people travel. One of the biggest ways to maximize profits is to operate with as little staff as possible, especially with the highest paid labor groups. Pilots are one of the highest compensated labor group at an airline. In order to keep the compensation Ultra Low-Cost, pilots need to be spread thin or "short staffed". The company will then utilize the pilots greed against them selves by offering more money per assignment, in the form of paying them between 200%-300% extra pay, to drop everything they're doing and rush into work. This strategy makes up for pilot shortage and allows the ULCC to pay them more when they need them, but less when they don't. Additionally,

This defines the Ulta Low-Cost Pilot. A pilot who is willing to take less base pay, less retirement, and less loss of medical security. Simply to have the "possibility" to earn a higher wage of money even if it's inconsistent month to month.

The opposite; is a non Ultra Low-Cost pilot who is able to generate a steady higher guaranteed income month to month and if desired to work more, when opportunity is available still earn up to 200% pay. Basically Ulta Low-Cost pilots were pilots that said things like: "I love flying so much, I'd do it for free". Or, "I'd fly for Food".

I thought your husband was going to be here? Me too, but he is a Ultra Low-Cost Pilot. He has to volunteer to pick up last second flights to get paid close to what real pilots make.

by CrazyolMaurice September 25, 2023

Twenty one pilots

A person and or people stressed out.

My landlord got me all twenty one pilots over rent!

by Sf Jonathan May 1, 2020

paddle pilot

A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle

"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"

by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017

Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.

This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel

by Revs May 13, 2021

Pilot B

Best backup plan

Your my pilot B for when things go wrong.

by Shongi March 21, 2022

poophole pilot

A person that likes to fly the anus of another persons , much like a pilot would be in the cockpit, so the poophole pilot flies his penis into the rectum of another person.

Jeff is such a poophole pilot did you see him fuck that asshole

by Poepholl Pilot March 11, 2019