physics

if something falls, it eventually hits the ground.

"it hit the ground cuz physics like wtf"

by Zefe Zöner March 13, 2021

physics

a place to give handjobs

Hey did you hear about Dish giving George a handjob in physics?

by jishnosie May 8, 2018

physical arrangements

Giving your significant other make up sex or showing them lots of attention

My girl mad at me, instead of giving her edible arrangements, I'm going to give her physical arrangements

by the method August 5, 2017

Quantum Physics

A branch of physics that is very challenging, even to the greatest minds of our generation.. Although many try to grasp the concept, only two have mastered the topic. Sir Santosh Sen and Him.

"Only two people know quantum physics, me and Him." - Sir Santosh Sen.

by TheGamingSimp August 20, 2024

meat-physics

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.

My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.

by MinistryOfDEW March 1, 2022

Physics

Some random words that were added to math, just to make depressed kids

Ayo are you sad
No, i am physics

by Cx Stonks April 29, 2022

physical education

A subject designed to cause:
- humiliation
- anxiety
- pain
- bullying
Cooper test: The weak and non-athletic are first to go.
Team sports: A cause of social anxiety.
The teacher favors athletic people, and "bully" the non athletic people, like me.
Weather: outside when cold, inside when hot.

DO 100 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!!!one
COME ON LETS PLAY FOOTBALL WOOHOOHOO!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PE KIT! DETENTION!

Physical education sucks.

by fmate2006 May 14, 2018