A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019

Physics

Physics physics physics, physics physics. PHYSICS. I hope you're jotting this down

Oh no I dropped my wallet. Thanks, physics

by a better turtle January 2, 2020

Physics

The subject of death. Most people except elites would fail this subject.

I hate physics.

by Dumb Elite January 20, 2020

Digital/Physical

The digital/physical process of defining a country based on its flag. Can be acquired by the embassy, or by other means through payment.

Emily: Do you know where I can get the digital/physical of Canada?"
John: I'm not sure, maybe you can email them?

by PlayoffPIsASimp May 5, 2020

Physics

A subject that ruined our lives and our childhood

Physics is the hardest subject

by Big Bob π August 13, 2020

Dumping physical memory

The process one undertakes when taking a dump whilst on the toilet. The term has come increasingly into use with the advent of social networking sites that can result in some people spending hours, or even days, just dumping physical memory with little need to leave the room. If you try this it is recommended that you bring some water and some sandwiches with you to avoid thirst or starvation.

John: Who's in the toilet?! I've been waiting ages!
Jack: One sec...
Cindy: I'd give up John, he's on his laptop and crapping at the same time.
John: Ohhh, I understand now, I didn't know he was dumping physical memory.

by dpmdpmdpmo February 21, 2011

physics

magic

student: "physics is magic"
teacher goes into a fit of rage

by Clzb October 9, 2023