Describing a situation where an unintended text recipient who is not acquainted with the sender in real life responds to the text in a humorous manner.
Sender: Hey can you bring da money to udz? ima going home n make frybread for yr bro.
Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.
Sender: LMFAO o shit sry
PHONE ROLLED!
Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.
Sender: LMFAO o shit sry
PHONE ROLLED!
by Rulacho September 4, 2013
Get the phone roll mug.Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.
In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."
You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."
You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
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Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....
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Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.
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Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.
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