Phantom carrot

The feeling that your carrot is still there when its really gone.

Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?

Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.

Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.

Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.

by vennic18 January 6, 2012

Phantom Windpants

crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.

the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.

Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!

Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!

Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.

by Gordan Geldispank March 31, 2009

Phantom Pussy

When a guy and gets that shockwave of horiness from something and it feels like you have a pussy and it’s getting wet.

They’re so hot every time I see them my Phantom Pussy starts tingling.

Look up Doja Cat- Streets and wait for 0.:09 *Max Volume*...trust me that base drop will have your phantom pussy screaming and you’re going to feel like a bad bitch

by Femby February 13, 2021

Phantom Bug

An imaginary bug that your mind creates when your hair slightly touches your arms or neck, creating the feeling of bugs crawling on you.

-WHOA SHI-- Oh nevermind, it was just a phantom bug.

by Kp1111 July 28, 2011

phantom semi

a semi that is unexpected and litterally comes from nowhere

i was sitting in english and looked over towards my buddy barry white and whispered ''i got a phantom semi man''

by rtard-dan January 16, 2011

Phantom Karl

To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.

Tom awoke to the odor of a steaming Phantom Karl with no sign of perpetator to be found.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.

Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"

by bguiou November 4, 2010