Port Perry

A small little town, where everyone know everyone. A place where every family appears to have a "perfect" family, yet the truth is that the ones that appear to be the most perfect, are hiding the biggest secrets.
A place of fear, and where many children are victims of many traumas that are kept within all of the family secrets. To allow those secrets to escape, is not an option. Those that choose to "not" keep silent of these horrible secrets, wil be cast aside and rejected for they are no longer considered to be a perfect person. Only "perfect" people can reside and function there.

Port Perry is the perfect little town with perfect people.
Only snobs can reside in Port Perry.
To survive and be welcome in Port Perry, one has to be able to keep secrets.

by Notsurewhoiam February 18, 2009

Katy Perry

I don't care if she uses auto-tune, she's hot!

Every time Katy Perry kisses a girl, a puppy is born.
Whenever Katy Perry's in Vegas, I hope I wake up next to her.
Katy Perry's so hot she melts the Popsicle in my pants.
Whether your hand is hot or cold, it's always fun to jack off to Katy Perry!

by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010

Katy Perry

THE BEST FUCKING MUSICIAN OF THIS GENERATION! AMAZING SONGWRITER (writes every single one of her songs with exceptions of her covers, of course), POWERHOUSE OF A VOICE, DEDICATED TO HER FANBASE AND AMAZINGLY FUN, BUBBLY, HYSTERICAL AND TRUE TO HERSELF! ANYBODY THAT DISLIKES HER IS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO ANY OF HER SONG MEANINGS OR WHAT SHE IS TRUELY ABOUT, OR JUST FLAT OUT DUMB AS A FUCKING ROCK!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x9OApFUgJJo&feature=related
Katy Perry @ Hotel Cafe. AMAZING!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nxnd4GKM1fU
Katy Perry being fricken hilarious - go figure :)

by PAPERGANGSTA January 15, 2009

Katy Perry

A beautiful singer with amazing talent! She's funny and kind and married to the hilarious Russell Brand.

Her devoted fans are called 'Katycats'

Em; Did you hear that awesome firework song?

Me; Sure! Katy Perry sung it, of course its awesome!

by IzJH May 23, 2011

Katy Perry

a talented singer who is oftenly compared to another well known talented singer, Lily Allen. They once had a fueds after Katy's remark saying, "I'm the fatter version of Amy Whinehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen." While Lily Allen did go through a bit of a weight gain, she kicked Katy's words and they smacked Katy right in the face after she heard what Lily had to say. Lily is currently thin and singing beautifully. Katy Perry who's real name is Katy Hudson (took her mother's maiden name, Perry) has released two CDs, one of them is what she originally sang for, Church music, and her recent CD, ONE OF THE BOYS, consists of awesome and well sang songs by the awesome Kitty Purry. Just because Katy Perry is awesome, doesn't mean Lily isn't. Lily is ROCKIN' AWESOME!!! AND SO IS KATY PERRY!!! u gotta Luv em both.

OMG! Katy Perry's song is on!-daughter
Don't get any ideas...- Mother
Mom, can we go to walmart, i need cherry chapstick...-daughter
Uh, oh...- Mother

by codenamejester March 3, 2009

Port Perry

n. An Ontario town on the periphery where Catholics flock to experience the faith in all its fullness.

v. The act of attempting to crush a priest by isolating him from the faithful he has served well and simultaneously attempting to deprive the faithful of access to traditional expressions of Catholic beauty.

n. What a beautiful mass! It's worth the drive to Port Perry!
v. Don't be too traditional, or else you'll get Port Perried.

by Sine stola September 17, 2018

gaylord perry

A term of endearment but with a homophobic nature.

What you been up to, Gaylord Perry?

by dickdarrel May 13, 2016