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Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.
Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!
by CrumblingCookies January 2, 2017
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100 percent stiffy juice

The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice
Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen
by FoxGuardJ October 23, 2019
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52 percenter

Someone that blindly believes objective nonsense despite the overwhelming body of reputable evidence showing it to be rubbish.

Came into use in the UK after the referendum to leave the EU resulted in 52% voting for leaving, and 48% against. In the period leading up to the vote, there was a lot of obvious misinformation that caused many voters to believe the UK would be better off outside the EU. This was despite reputable sources indicating this was not the case.
"Did you hear Dave won't get his vaccine because he's worried it will contain a 5g chip?"
"Urgh, that guy is such a 52 percenter"
by UrbanDictionister December 2, 2021
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First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.
Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.
by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022
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Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.
Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."
by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010
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marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.
I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain
by Asmeister December 23, 2010
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TSP: Textra Sensory Perception

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.
I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!
by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011
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