Pencil without lead

A person without tits or an arse who is unattractive to the eye due to this feature.

Rosie is a pencil without lead

by BigBoyConDog July 5, 2019

penhill

The shittiest place ever. Someone help me get out of this hellhole.

LayCee-“Oi,Brandie lets go penhill!”
Brandon-“What, you wanna get cocaine off a five year old?”

by BrexitIsLit November 6, 2019

Penile yeast

penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.

Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 4, 2019

Pencil Whipper

Someone who approves documents without actually knowing or reviewing what it is that is being approved.

“You’re signing that document without reading it? Wow, what a pencil whipper”

by Neon Dinosaur September 9, 2020

pencil cock

A penis that is skinny like a pencil.

Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.

by jimmybomm October 15, 2020

penilepo

a large bulbous penis that is ready to pop

woah get away from me your gonna blow your penilepo!!

by SilverC October 18, 2020

Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022