penis

the thing males have in there pants.if you are a man and dont know what a penis is then in between your legs. the long thing shaped like a sausage. also known as a dick

my penis is getting smaller

by OVAR900000 July 17, 2011

penis

a lovely rod where gurls bounce on n produce th best juice eva .....!

nathasha is cumin to bounce again on my penis tonite

by rodee September 15, 2011

penis

things emilie scherer likes to pretend to suck, to get attention!

"I didnt go to school cause i sucked too much fake penis!"

by Mike_Unt69 May 2, 2009

penis

It's that thing hanging between a normal man's legs. However it must be noted that Uber Uberest has no cack.

Poor Uber Uberest, he has no penis... I guess we should cornhole him. --- Furor Planedefiler

by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot May 2, 2003

penis

a penis is a large firm handle almost dicks are meant to be used in many different ways that you should ask your mother or father parent or guardian

? "did you see those penis pics last night"
sydney "I just wish I knew who the penis pics were from
?"Jeremy ;}
penis's are just beautiful its just like a thick tree branch you find in the forest

by awsome person who knows stuff February 7, 2019

penis

another name for the word dick

He has a big, giant penis but is a huge dick.

by Chiolby May 10, 2018

penis

it means everything, a joke , a person's personality (penisy), a name for an object or situation that is frowned upon by you and your crew. Mostly another version of ECT.

Friend:how ya feelin' today?
you:ah ya know same old same old.
friend: penisy?
you:penisy.

dude: hey whats that guy over there got?
You: what doesnt he have? cars money penis

by cryme tyme October 10, 2011