micro peen

a very small penis peen could only be seen under a microscope. Most women don't enjoy the so called micro penis.

person 1: hey did you guys hear about jimmy's micro peen.?
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.

by SHOOK1230 May 17, 2020

Lil Peen

A Name referred to someone with a nice package

Lil Peen is straight packing son.

by _TheOneAndOnly_ March 18, 2021

sloppy peen

A big sloppy willy

You have such a sloppy peen <3

by Deccyyyyyy October 3, 2023

Peen

Peen is something boys and girls suck.

"Hey Jim, did she suck your Peen last night?"
"Hell yeah she did."

by cryxtaltears August 16, 2019

Peen

A different definiton for penis, made famous by Twitch streamer Tfue. Can be used in different ways then penis.

'That default has a massive peen dawg, like we get it its huge"
"Hit em with the flick of the peen"

by flyingTy November 15, 2018

Peen

Something on you that is to small and needs a microscope

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a mircoscope to see peen

by fucboi27 August 4, 2019

Peen-Hived

When someone puts a bee and or wasp nest on someone else's penis as a joke and or revenge.

John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad

John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me

by Ranby cabbage November 8, 2018