gas-pasty

A particularly noxious fart - 'a meal in itself', named from the Cornish (UK) meaty delicacy.

Someone's dropped a gas-pasty in here

by Nat Reely March 5, 2011

The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011

Programmer Palsy

The semi-permanent paralysis of the arms, hands and wrists evident in computer programmers who eschew use of the mouse in favor of short cut key combinations. The condition is recognizable by the frozen position of one's arms bent inwards, wrists bent outwards and fingers snarled into a useless tangle of digits.

Due to the frequent accompaniment of Programmer Palsy with Keyboard Hunch, sufferers of this disease risk being misidentified as "throwing gang symbols" when walking in unfamiliar neighborhoods.

Bob: What is the matter with that dude?!

Tim: Don't stare man, he's got Programmer Palsy.

Bob: He looks like a freakin' T-Rex with those hands.

by Aaron the Architect March 28, 2013

whale patty

A loose vagina. A girl with a loose vagina

Man you trying to go to the club and catch us some whale patty?!

by Funnyladyinok November 14, 2013

Jim Patty

A very sexy burger, with perfectly placed toppings.

You can go eat crap while my Jim patty goes in my gut.

by The Shrexy Beast January 2, 2015

Kraby Patty

A overly amazing underwater burger made by a Sponge in an under water restaurant run by a Crab.

The cook can be found living in a pineapple under the sea.

Patrick orders a kraby patty from Squitward

by WordPhysco June 25, 2016

French patty

Is when you put two slices of french toast between a girl ass and put cinnamon on your member and pound the French out of a French girl

I saw this broad the other day and gave her the meanest French patty of her life and she ask to marry me on the spot. Gets em every time

by A French tickler May 8, 2018