parandian

a verbal blunder. garbling a word or mispronouncing something

having a lisp

Holy-!! That guy has a really bad parandian.

so i sdfewf-- whoops, i just made a parandian.

by God OWNS November 29, 2003

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paranundrum

A situation of twisted circumstances where you are unhappy if you do the right thing and you are equally unhappy if you do the wrong thing.

"Dave" loved his girlfriend, but he also loved the things this other girl would do for/to him. If he stayed faithful, he'd miss his opportunity for a wild hook up. But since the other girl was his girlfriend's sister, if he took advantage of the hook up he'd loose his girlfriend. Dave is in a sexual paranundrum.

by Jaysmeeezy April 26, 2006

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Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.

Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.

by Larentiah September 13, 2011

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Paranoia Man

A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai for today. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks.

by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

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