Mayday Parade

No cap the best band ever

Without Mayday Parade I'd be miserable at best

by anarchyinthesk December 4, 2022

One person crazy parade

Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.

My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.

by MadMatter007 September 10, 2014

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

A fanbase that is filled with autistic queer teenagers that simp for a disembodied voice.

Teen 1: "Do you play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Teen 2: "Yeah, The Narrator's voice is so hot."

Teen 1: "For real."

by spamtenna August 5, 2023

para

The word "paranoid" in short form.

"Hey man, don't be so para! No cops are shining a light into this house from out of the street!!"

by [e-mail] February 4, 2008

parachute pants

A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.

i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.

by J Dawg April 28, 2003

Parada

A man synonymous with crusty cars, graphing quizes, and constantly leaving the room for more than 15 minutes at a time to the point you're convinced he's part of the MCU.

"Dude I swear he's never here."
"What do you expect? It's Parada."

by Tony jabaited May 22, 2017

golden parachute

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.

Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.

by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016