Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

Partick Thistle

An aweful football team from Maryhill, Glasgow that plays in the first division against fellow shit unheard of teams. The club has no previous history because they are pish. The team play at firhill stadium, which is a suitable name because the park consists of a hill, 3 empty stands and the poor burger van, who does not receive any sales as the only people to attend are the bams from maryhill who have already spent their gyro on drugs and booze.

The fans of "thistle" try to involve themselves with the old firm, but they can certainly not compete with the likes of champions Rangers.

Man 1: Ever heard of that team Partick Thistle?

Man 2: Nope

Man 1: Me neither

by relentless1066 November 13, 2011

particing

to learn drinking cheap whiskey from your trailer home while dodging hurricanes

Wes was particing with a bottle of CheapoBooze while he experienced his trailer was in flight, hurricane Jeanne had caught him.

by vagegast September 20, 2004

parachroism

inability to distinguish between two close colours.

It is not violet; it is purple. You'd better cure yourself of parachroism.

by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010

smartical particle

Smartical particle is a sexually transmitted disease given to you by someone who is sexually attractive and very smart

Guy: dude that girl over there is going to give me smartical particles

by Cat licker March 20, 2014

shit particle

Discovered in the Large Haldron Collider. The shit particle has extremely high energy, possesses a positive spin and imparts on matter the ability to give a shit.
Moderate sized bodies like Mr Trump which have no shit particles are anti social, don't give a shit or in cases of complete depletion are sociopathic.

That dude Donald has no shit particles at all.

by woodsmoke July 26, 2016