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panda's whisper

1) When you feel your girl's fart wind during intercourse; common in Aunthairyho, Canada.

2) When your banging your hoe missionary style and you can feel her silently fart on your flabby nut sack, and she acts like it didn't happen, but it did; common in samsqwanchewan, Canada

B) when you're eating your hoe out after you called her the wrong name, and she silently farts on your chin. She may or may not acknowledge the expulsion of putrid gasses from her anus catapulted to your chin; common in Manlytoebutt, canada.
1) "Eeew babe!! You did NOT just fart on me, girl!! I felt that gust of wind up in my eye, imma get pink eye now, eh? cause of your stupid panda's whisper"

2) TaiCho: "so yeah, after we left Poutine Hut, I banged D'wonna, and she totally surprised me with the panda's whisper, eh? she made my sac flap. It was oddly arousing"

B) Daultry: " I was eating Mandi's pussy, eh? and a huge silent gust of rancid wind bolted out of her ass n' right on to my chin. She laughed and denied it. I got hit with the ol' panda's whisper"
by BranDonAshEmpress15 January 10, 2015
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Panda Bear

-a loving term that one significant other calls the other, mainly a girlfriend to a boyfriend.

-references an amazing boyfriend that any girl would be lucky to have
-"I love you Panda Bear."

-"Yup, he's my Panda Bear."
by Hali Doll February 5, 2010
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Panda-point

A panda-point is given when a person didn't get laid for a month. Each month no sex = 1 point.
Named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce
Man, i need to get laid, I already have a panda-point!!

Hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
None, my mom banged me yesterday!
by theone0312 April 14, 2010
mugGet the Panda-pointmug.

panda bear

a shy guy that is undeniably HOTT.
My boyfriend's a panda bear.
by natalie March 6, 2005
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virginity panda

A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.
by Miasaurous December 22, 2013
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the inverted panda

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda
OMG what happened to your face

its called the inverted panda or samad
by The happy punk February 19, 2010
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Saxcited Panda

"When a girl craughs so hard that they rub their eyes and their makeup is smudged, running down their face."
> *laughing very hard* "DUDE, STOP, I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE A SAXCITED PANDA SOON!"
>> "Go use at this thing then..." *links girl to buy a baby dribbler*
> *now looking like a Saxcited Panda, crying with laughter* "WHYYY?!"
by IIPhasmaII May 23, 2016
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