Top Page Bitch

A MyFreeCams model who has a bitchy attitude because she is on the top page

That model is such a Top Page Bitch tonight.

by Eh_fuckoff February 6, 2019

Youtube Home Page

A page where you get recommendations on something completely unrelated to what you watch.

Why is there a video of Nikocado Avocado twerking on my Youtube Home Page?

by Barbirgirlfan69 May 17, 2022

The page cannot be displayed

Something that comes up on your internet browser when either your Internet Service Provider is being a Twat, You aren't connected to the internet, or if the web page really isn't there any more.

Something that keeps coming up on my computer. It annoys me so much that I nearly once smashed my moniter up

by Glittery Goddess May 9, 2004

Yellow Pages masturbation

Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".

Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.

by Nostradumbass11 January 13, 2010

Back Page Reject

A person who is so fucking ugly, their Back Page ad was declined.

He’s a Back Page Reject.

by jm0ney91 June 20, 2018

second page of google

The forbidden zone. Worse that the dark web. Where you find the most sketchy websites.

Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.

by The only pug July 17, 2021

Front page news

This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.

Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."

Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"

by The Sock Maniac August 8, 2009