mutual back-patting society

a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos

I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.

by noladoc April 26, 2014

Putting up 4s

When you are homosexual and want people to know without saying it directly

Yo dean was putting up 4s! Means he likes men

by Putting up 4s June 26, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.

Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie

by BlueJersey November 6, 2017

heavy petting

Heavy petting is a synonym of touchy feely fondling. Some examples of heavy petting are hand jobs, fingering and dry humping.

I love heavy petting, especially when we're at the club!

by rckrchica03 January 11, 2012

brad pitting

When you decide to not wear underwear, and you can see those lines leading to your penis. This only applies for males, females is called Paris Hiltoning.

"Hey man I just zipped my dick up, I shouldnt have went brad pitting tonight"

"Hey man I think that girl is paris hiltoning"

by Daniel Bolton October 28, 2005

Robert Pattinson

British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.

fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!

fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!

Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?

by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 18, 2009

like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.

Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

by tl_terry January 22, 2010