Peanut Butter Jelly 

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!x

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! x

Peanut Butter Jelly by Link June 26, 2004

Peanut Allergy 

A Peanut Allergy is a biological mutation causing an individual’s body to be incapable of processing peanuts or peanut products. This condition rarely shows up in normal people, but is generally a symptom of being homeschooled or sheltered as a child. Doctors have difficulty diagnosing a Peanut Allergy, so they typically rely on other symptoms of being homeschooled. These symptoms include a lack of any athletic ability, inability to make eye contact, or an insatiable desire to participate in spelling bees. There is no known cure to a Peant Allergy, but exposing affected individuals to standard social interactions has shown to decrease the severity of the allergic reaction.

Bob: Why doesn’t he want any of my peanut butter cookies?
Kiesha: He was homeschooled, so he has a Peanut Allergy.
Bob: Oh, that explains why he made a strange noise and ran away when I tried to talk to him. Sad.

Peanut Allergy by Home sCOOL May 11, 2021

Peanut Butter Jelly Time 

Internet phenomenon. It began with a song by the Buckwheat Boyz by the same name. A Flash animation shows a highly pixelated banana with four limbs dancing to the music.

In Family Guy, Brian dressed up as a banana and danced to cheer up Peter.

Computer speakers-"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat"

Guy-"Why is there an anthropomorphic banana on this computer screen?"

Peanut Butter Jelly Time by cocoanutv May 5, 2009

Peanut Butter Butt

1.Is the result of a combination of a moist sticky poop that is pinched off too early and a poorly wipped ass. This can lead to dingleberries,klingons and most definately skid marks. Is most commonly found in males.
2. The feeling that you can't wipe your ass clean.

1. I had Peanut Butter Butt after the Indian food so now I have skid marks.

2. No matter how many times I wipe I still fell like I have peanut butter butt.

Peanut Butter Butt by gcribb January 3, 2006

peanut oil 

the oily residue that is found on your sac

"i went to scratch my balls and i had mad peanut oil, yo."

peanut oil by chillagen June 12, 2005

peanut hunt 

An outdoor activity, similar to an Easter Egg Hunt, where participants search for salted-in-the-shell peanuts in the grass; some nuts may be marked and redeemed after the hunt for a reward such as a piece of candy.

Nathan did not trample any small children during this year's peanut hunt.

peanut hunt by KeriWisconsin August 3, 2006

peanut butter bowling 

a game usually played in a narrow college dorm hallway with the door/wall at the end of the hallway. One or many people stand in the crowded end of the hall, while the other person throws an open jar of peanut butter (room temperature) at them. the person who gets hit by the peanut butter jar gets to throw the next jar of peanut butter at them. Using glass containers of peanut butter is also an option. Hotty Toddy! kincannon 3rd floor 2004

Person 1: "I nailed you that time we played peanut butter bowling!"

Person 2: "I don't mind the pain that much, I just don't like getting so messy!"

peanut butter bowling by Battle Squid October 24, 2006