Step One

The first thing you should do every morning after you wake up. Is put some underpants on.

Even better if you got them from stepone.life

Step One! Get some!

So how can i start the day without doing step one! Without them is considered criminal!

by Tayan December 13, 2020

crank stepping

When a person who is under the influence of meth is walking down the street really fast. And there eyes are turned down towards the street instead of where they are going.
They are usually looking for a package that somebody might have dropped. Like a quarter gram or other size.
There usually sweaty and having hard time controlling there body movements.

Here comes Tweaky Bob, crank stepping towards us.

by rmblnrd13 May 11, 2010

Step Gstar

When your steep brother called Gstar does something sus

“What are you doing step Gstar”

by Gstar1234731 October 19, 2020

Step wife

Step wife: the second wife of my ex-husband. The step-mom to my kids.

I love my step wife. She is better than the ex-husband!

by HD HO June 26, 2019

Stress Stepping

Repeatedly tripping yourself up about something. Becoming more and more frustrated. Becoming extremely stressed.

That bitch left me with nothing, but I'm not stress stepping to it.

Man, I'm fuckin' broke, but I'm not even stress stepping about it.

by sexy ewok December 27, 2011

Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009

Door-Stepping

To force entry and assault.

Someone should think about door-stepping that low-life.

by LastRationale September 29, 2018