Stress Stepping

Repeatedly tripping yourself up about something. Becoming more and more frustrated. Becoming extremely stressed.
That bitch left me with nothing, but I'm not stress stepping to it.

Man, I'm fuckin' broke, but I'm not even stress stepping about it.
by sexy ewok December 23, 2011
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Step One

The first thing you should do every morning after you wake up. Is put some underpants on.

Even better if you got them from stepone.life

Step One! Get some!
So how can i start the day without doing step one! Without them is considered criminal!
by Tayan December 13, 2020
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Step wife

Step wife: the second wife of my ex-husband. The step-mom to my kids.
I love my step wife. She is better than the ex-husband!
by HD HO June 27, 2019
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Step on a Lego

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.
Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.
by Pialinist January 01, 2021
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Blaze step

Blaze step

Adjective. blazed (comparative more blazed, superlative most blazed) (slang) Under the influence of marijuana, usually at a relatively high dose while doing fifteen thousand steps observing the ducks, chickens, rabbits and other domesticated animals.
Dan was blaze stepping, he did the rounds in fifteen thousand.
by Thommo-JT October 21, 2023
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Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.
*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*
by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009
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step-kitty

A step-kitty is a cat belonging to your partner who you do not live with. The cat doesn't belong to you, but since it's your partner's, you kind of love it as one of your own. Basically sort of the cat version of step-kids.
When I came home after visiting my boyfriend, my cat was upset because she smelled my step-kitty's scent.

My step-kitty gets excited whenever I come over because she loves her step-mommy.
by poopie69 July 28, 2020
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