Jacob

Someone you considered a friend until they attempted to get with your drunk girlfriend. They will always deny it, but they were about 5 minutes from catching a case.

Jacob, you may be seated, the court is now in session

by Bocaj OldDark June 16, 2018

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jacob

another word for ‘hot’ and ‘dick’

omg jacob is so hot but hes a dick

by ilikeass77 June 5, 2020

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Jacob

Fuck the police comin straight from the underground, a young nigga got it bad cuz I’m brown.

“Jacob’s a fucking G.”

“I wanna die.”

by Very_Gay June 11, 2019

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Jacob is a guy that acts somewhat like a turtle Some would describe him as slow and chill

Look at me, I’m Jacob! “In the dirty south They call me turtle because I’m slow and I’m chill”

by Myliftedtruckmycowboyboots January 20, 2018

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Jacob

Jacob is a wierd but funny person he is probably a shy but nice and outgoing guy and he probably really good at games Lul he prolly has a lot of friends and probably has orange hair or red lol

Jacob: wanna hear a joke
Girl: yeah sure
Jacob: Are u a parking ticket
Girl: No why
Jacob:Cause u got fine written all over you

Girl: HA your soo funny ily

by Dexter montes May 21, 2020

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