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Whiskey Ninja

When a friend gets drunk of whiskey behind your back, usually after a hard break up.

The act of swigging whiskey like a ninja, so no one sees you drinking.
-George is a whiskey ninja, he got so drunk and no one even noticed.
-What a whiskey ninja!
by Gib1234 May 20, 2010
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ninja warrior

Noun: A television show which originally aired on Japanese television, known as Sasuke there, in between dramas. It features contestants trying to complete the four difficult stages on Mount Fujiyama. It now appears on G4 and many American viewers are transfixed by the ridiculousness of the course, but also at the contestants atheleticism.

Verb: To attack a series of obstacles with a lack of fear, determination, and strength.
N: Did you see commercial fisherman Makoto Nagano race up the final obstacle on Ninja Warrior. That motherfucker is crazy, i saw him practicing on his bigass fishing boat. I bet he smells like cod.

V: Oh shit, this is nice. Watch me ninja warrior over this fence, across that pole, up the stairs, swim through that pond, and hit the oak tree at the end of the street. It's goin to be fucking nuts. I bet I can do it in like 25 seconds.
by AJ Trailah May 3, 2007
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ninja tuck

To tuck one's boner up into his waistband quickly while nobody is looking to avoid it being noticed.
At the same time Jon had a full boner, the teacher called him up to the board. He performed a ninja tuck and nobody was the wiser.
by Cowboy Dave November 19, 2006
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ninja bitch

A ninja bitch is a woman who realizes a friend is attracted to her sexually and intentionally uses that attraction to manipulate him (term originated from the intellectual whores/ladder "theory" of male/female relationships).
She knows he fixed her computer because he's sweet on her. She wants "to be friends". What a ninja bitch!
by Alinama S. May 19, 2006
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Ninja Mode

When you're on Live Messenger and you tell people you're signing off then you change your status to "Appear Offline"...like so people think you have signed off but you're actually lurking in the msn shadows, waiting to pounce when someone cooler signs in.
Rach: "Here how can you be talkin it says ur offline"
Gill: "It's cool im on ninja mode so nobody else annoys me."
by Gilly_Willy_aye December 25, 2008
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Ninja Knocking

A favorite pastime of Urban and Suburban children.

The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.
Tyrese: Yo brotha, let's go ninja knocking.
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool
by joejoebuffalo October 7, 2009
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Fridge Ninja

A Coworker who repeatedly filtches other peoples food from the office refridgerator
Dude, your pizza was totally taken by fridge ninjas.
by Dementedreindeer January 16, 2009
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