by Yoyo37 June 10, 2015
noun - relating to chinese buffets, the charge that an individual is hit with if they crab. in upper class buffets, this may require one to remortgage their house.
"mate u better spoon and dispose real quick before they see that, otherwise there's gonna be a proper massive crabbing charge"
by buffetmaster March 02, 2009
A sex act wherein a woman tucks both legs behind her head and the man sets her upon his cock and proceeds to spin her like a top. When looked upon from the side the woman appears like a crab because of the round shap her legs make and her arms are like the claws.
by Vertikon April 15, 2011
lebron crab dribbled then hit the game winning shot but was called for traveling.the official apparently did not know that he was lebron james. and therefore never travels.
by lebron4mvp January 06, 2009
by durtyd January 28, 2008
Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
by Anonymous August 06, 2003
Usually used when referring to a person that either slightly or largely resembles a crab. You can spot a crab eye straight away by measuring the distance between the eyes, usually atleast 5cm apart.
Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.
Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.
Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Tom: "OMG check out that crab eye."
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
by jubberz September 24, 2010