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pod-ling

A term used for a baby or young child. Mostly used in a negative manner.
"Oh my god! That little pod-ling just drooled on my shirt!"
by bigandjolly October 8, 2006
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Diaper pod

A fully loaded disposable diaper taped shut often resembling a football.
Oh no! The dog grabbed the diaper pod out of the trash.
by chessnutroastingonanopenfire February 21, 2012
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Coon Pods

Coon Pods are air Pods with wires for Niggas. You're average nigga will be carrying around some trash 2016 wired Air pods. He will definitely be listening to Rap. You can only play a song is their are at least 61 words per minute.
Darnell: YO LeSean there is a Coon hater he is going to steal our Coon pods
LeSean: Yo lets jump that kid and break his White pods
by Kingtucket_YT May 9, 2019
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Whale Pod

When a Whale Whisperer gets multiple chubby girls to acquiescence to his will a the same time they form a Whale Pod. These Whales (Chubby Girls) receive acceptance and social interaction with one another, but more importantly they received the approbation they each craved from the Whale Whisper. In return for this they willingly submit their bodies for the sexual pleasure and attended to his every ordinary need.
That evening each Sperm Whale of the Whale Pod put on a Whale Show for the Whale Whisper taking a turn to masturbate as he watched. They knew he greatly enjoyed hearing each Whale Song when they climaxed.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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pod doctor

A doctor or other caregiver who, rather than working for the patient's best interest and health, instead works for an insurance company or the government. Their "patient" is really the entity that employs them, and their job is to control costs and serve the interests of their employer. This ultimately creates a conflict of interest.
1. Insurance company Conglomerated Healthcare dispatched its pod doctor to displace the hospitalist treating the patient, and to quickly turf the patient. The mission was successful, and the pod doctor returned to the insurance offices without the patient ever being the wiser.

2. Death panels will be staffed by pod doctors.
by Lulubeans October 2, 2014
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love pod

A love pod is a phrase that denotes a quantity consisting of 240 items or units, similarly to how a dozen refers to 12 items or units.
If you are buying 10 cases of beer, you are buying a love pod of beer. (24 beers in a case)
by djdeanre October 17, 2008
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Pod-flop

When you are exercising at the gym and feel really cool....listening to your tunes on your Ipod....feeling like Rocky and then all of the sudden, your Ipod falls on the treadmill or the stairstep machine or elliptical machine and all your confidence just falls to the floor.
I was on the stairstep machine exercising away to my tunes on my Ipod and feeling fine when all of the sudden, I experienced a Pod-flop when my Ipod slipped, fell, pulled my headphones and hat off and made me feel like a total loser.
by KGuerriero October 18, 2008
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