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hospitalist 

n.
1) Someone who didn't want to be a primary care doctor but found out a little too late they weren't cut out to specialize in anything, not even Family Medicine, and now complains to anyone naive enough to listen about every single patient admission like the world is ending.
2) Someone with such an inferiority complex, she or he feels the constant need to demonstrate his or her knowledge by reciting arcane questions at medical students and residents about things read on UpToDate that same morning just prior to the endless ritual known as rounds.
"So I called the hospitalist to admit my chest pain patient who required CPR and defibrillation in the field, but the hospitalist wants me to discharge her home now because her HEART score is only 3 and she has a pulse."
hospitalist by music2doc April 29, 2019
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first class hospitality suite

Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them
It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton

Hospitility 

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.
If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.
Hospitility by Server Memes January 6, 2016

southern hospitality 

Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic.
Those strangers that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern hospitality.
southern hospitality by DWW August 7, 2003

hospitality 

treating guest or strangers in a friendly/generous way.
His hospitality has encouraged other people to help out other people.
hospitality by Grace24 June 29, 2007

Pulsating hospitality 

Pulsating hospitality is the reciprocation offered to a cougar in exchange for dinner, drinks, conversation and spending part of her alimony on the cougar hunter.
Jib Slice threw down his pulsating hospitality and thecougar still short-changed him!

Southern Hospitality 

Southern Hospitality is a family, or individual helping another, just because its the right thing to do. People call it Southern Hospitality because people from the South are known to be nice folks. If someone comes knocking on the door needing food, or a place to stay for the night, most people down here will gladly help.
random person knocking on the door- Hello Ma'am, im in terrible need of some food, do you think you've got a little to spare?
Woman-Yes sir, just come on in and ill fix you up a plate!
random person-Thank you for your Southern Hospitality ma'am
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