Office Drunk

An acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.

You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.

Terence: Haha listen to Andrew laughing, he is being so loud!

Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.

by BeautyQueen004 May 6, 2010

branch office

Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.

Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.

"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"

"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."

by seagurl May 14, 2009

Office Romeo

That Guy at work who thinks he's gods gift to women. He brags to his male colleagues about all the women he's dated and desperately uses cheesey chat up lines to get himself a date but often fails miserably.

Office Romeo trying to chat up the bosses hot new secretary: " Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".

by hteb78 August 5, 2023

Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.

"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"

by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017

office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.

Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".

by OthedevastatorO April 13, 2011

officer maxwell

A boy that just moved to your school but you happen to have evidence that he's an undercover cop

Hope: Hey they're trying to sell drugs to him.
Clyde: little do they know he's an officer maxwell

by zimbabwa May 8, 2007

Officer Nasty

Peter Griffin as a male cop stripper

I'm Officer Nasty -Peter Griffin

by jesus was a bullfrog October 18, 2008