Office Drunk

An acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.

You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.

Terence: Haha listen to Andrew laughing, he is being so loud!

Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.

by BeautyQueen004 May 06, 2010

office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.

Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".

by OthedevastatorO March 27, 2011

officer maxwell

A boy that just moved to your school but you happen to have evidence that he's an undercover cop

Hope: Hey they're trying to sell drugs to him.
Clyde: little do they know he's an officer maxwell

by zimbabwa April 27, 2007

Office Romeo

That Guy at work who thinks he's gods gift to women. He brags to his male colleagues about all the women he's dated and desperately uses cheesey chat up lines to get himself a date but often fails miserably.

Office Romeo trying to chat up the bosses hot new secretary: " Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".

by hteb78 August 06, 2023

Jimmy's Office

The bathroom

"Oh, have to hit Jimmy's Office. I'll meet you at your desk in a bit."

by Overthier April 08, 2020

Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.

"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"

by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017

Officer Nasty

Peter Griffin as a male cop stripper

I'm Officer Nasty -Peter Griffin

by jesus was a bullfrog August 27, 2008