nolan

hands down loves tennis, and vineyard vines

guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again

guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales

by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019

Nolan

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.

After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Noplaner

A single person or an entire squad in Apex legends that decide to land somewhere other then the drop ship at the start of any match.

Damn dude, they were just a bunch of noplaners that missed out on all the "godloot" .

When we join without a 3rd we always end up playing with a bunch of noplaners.

by The APEX Legend April 15, 2019

Nolan

Likes Lexi is a thot Vape God Has a small penis.

Dude that nolan is such a NOLAN

by nvbsrvjkabfiksejbkjdx April 17, 2019

Nolan

Nolan is a type of guy that takes a basketball away from a kid with down syndrome. He also likes to sweat in every sport and also plays overwatch a lot.

Nolan is such a sweat

by Nolanthesweat April 24, 2019

Nolan

Nolan is a cool person, lacking in looks but excelling In personality and fashion, he funny but also serious and if you get to close he might just choke you

He such a Nolan

by Skim man April 28, 2019