blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.

Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.

by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021

confusion funk

Playing at least 10 songs from different genres at the same time

Just siting here vibing to some confusion funk

by Toritheforehead February 13, 2021

Confusion

Jace and Mickey

Jace and Mickey are the definition of Confusion

by bestiebithhhhhh April 8, 2021

Confusion

CONNOR IS THE DEFINITION IF CONFUSION

Oh you met Connor Yh he is confusion

by Bddjjdgejdihdhr April 11, 2021

Confused twerking

A phrase in YouTube comments. There is also other variants like sad twerking, confused twerking, etc. These can be found commonly under YouTube comments

*Touch my Little Mix*

Comment1: Confused twerking

Comment2: Stop twerking everyone

Comment3: Happy twerking

by Sebby294 June 7, 2021

confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be

"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"

by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024

Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.

the poor child was really a confused Zak

by confused.cum December 22, 2024