onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions

At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.

Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons

by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020

scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.

I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.

by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011

withering onion

A bit of a sad looking vagina/looks like its been battered a bit.

Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.

When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...

by TedJeffries February 1, 2018

onion juggler

Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.

That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.

by Tom Crate January 4, 2012

Onion Poll

An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.

Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.

@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.

by jollyadamroger July 10, 2016

onion tits

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base

Jason had an onion tits moment

by onion1 October 12, 2019