Norwegian salamander

A Norwegian salamander also called “furby cumber” is when one man proceeds to take multiple different species of salamanders up the anus with one suck.

Hey have you seen Jeffrey

Oh man he’s a real Norwegian salamander

by Weinerbeatermeaterfleater October 21, 2023

Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.

Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons

by Theblueber November 5, 2023

Norwegian mongoose

Overly hairy shaft of the male penis

Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!

by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023

Norwegian Oarsman

The act of a single person performing two Dutch Rudders simultaneously.

Joey gave Randy and Gene a Norwegian Oarsman.

by Mclovin7921 November 19, 2023

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024

Norwegian Pincer

A Connect-4 move that involves 3 horizontal tokens in a row with two empty valid places next to the row of tokens. Since the other player cannot win, it serves as a signpost for loserville for the other player.

"Damn, he hit me with the Norwegian Pincer" - Other Player

by Jyenormous May 19, 2024

Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

by Facepant March 23, 2024