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Bike Nonce

A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.
"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"

"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024
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Nonce

A British Paedophile who usually drives a Vauxhall Corsa or Fiesta ST
Did you see that nonce driving around in his Fiesta ST
by Paul Mapantzoffs September 22, 2022
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Josh is a nonce
by Joe dad left for milk November 7, 2020
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Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'
"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
by Juzst November 8, 2020
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Nonce

A really nice describing word
Guy 1: hey
Guy 2: hi
Guy 1: I just wanted to let u know your such a nonce your like really noncy
Guy 2: awh thank you so much

Now you guy try it
by Battyfish69 October 11, 2020
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g fuck up u fat nonce cunt or ill bash ur fucking head in blud
nigga trynna suck lil tings tits fr. fucking nonce cunt
by niggha nonce April 25, 2023
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Are you from the UK? No, I'm not a fucking NONCE!
by RealRealStuff August 10, 2022
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