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Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.
Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!
by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021
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Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts
Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest
by Leano brown September 19, 2025
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Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.
Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.
by Merciless6 May 14, 2025
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Nonce

Ali : "He's a nonce right?"
Alfie : "I know he is such a kind person"
by Deffo the truth December 6, 2023
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nonce

Also in other words, Alex, is a British pedophile who needs to be jailed.
Bruv, did you see that Alex (nonce) today?
by iygfqegv cockroach vash January 14, 2020
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big fat nonce

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce
by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019
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Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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