Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

Cheesy nob

Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.

I bet Tommy's got a cheesy nob, seems like a dickhead anyway.

by ladysbirds April 13, 2021

nob

same this as “no” just cooler tbh

“NOB OMG PLS THAT SO FUNNY BYE-“

by brae <3 January 5, 2021

Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out

Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold

by Doveiscool January 6, 2024

Dorf-nob

A strange eccentric individual who often wears butterfly glasses and often with a limp dick for a brain who always thinks he or she is quite right in the head.

An average librarian or an eccentric barrister being a right dorf-nob in his or her job.

by Jake Tankard August 1, 2008

Nob Goblin

Anyone who sucks dick for drugs.

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019

Nob Squab

A twattish older brother who always takes the piss out of you because you've got a slight moustache.

Brother: "Oh my god, you've got a moustache!! hahahaha"

You: "Nob Squab"

by yes, tom, it's me February 18, 2009