Nartafical

a combination of fake a real products, worded to sound better than it really is

look at those chips, they have nartafical products

by silverphoto12 November 21, 2011

naptastrophe

an unplanned nap which results in an undesirable sleep schedule

After that naptastrophe, I couldn't get to sleep until 4am and staying at work the next day was near impossible.

by somniac August 31, 2013

narthax

A wilder beast looking man or woman who smells and is really ugly

That cashier at Walmart is a real narthax

by JNICE May 4, 2014

NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person
Someone who is regularly fit, but has the athletic ability of a llama.

Hey, its fucking narp fest over here.

by Suck Me Sideways February 23, 2015

Nart

Another way of saying "Darn It!"
-First Invented By Stuart Tyler

"Dude they know we stole that guys candy"
"OH NART!"

by JJBBJJ October 18, 2015

Nartted

When a male nuts and farts at the same time.

"Yeah dude when I cam on her I farted."
"So you nartted?"
"Yeah man."

by That small Asian bitch June 19, 2016

Nart

When you fart so hard you break a blood vessel in your eye.

I ate a burrito and narted. Now I have to where sunglasses.

by Jazz764 November 9, 2016